Old and Fat Hikers Whistler Canada offers an unapologetically honest and humor-infused hiking experience for those who don't fit the typical outdoor enthusiast mold. Embracing the challenges head-on, our guided tours are designed to celebrate perseverance and camaraderie in the rugged beauty of Whistler's trails—because sometimes, as our slogan says, 'This Fucking Sucks!' but the sense of achievement and authentic connection make every step worthwhile.

We believe in embracing authenticity and resilience, welcoming hikers of all shapes, ages, and fitness levels to push their limits while finding joy in the struggle. Our brand champions inclusivity, humor, and a no-nonsense approach to outdoor adventure, fostering a supportive community where honesty and perseverance turn tough trails into unforgettable stories.