crap insurance Brand Guidelines


Our name is crap but our insurance isnt
Crap Insurance offers surprisingly robust, high-value coverage that defies our tongue-in-cheek moniker. Our name is crap but our insurance isnt, providing you with real security, clear guidance, and superior protection when it matters most.
We prioritize radical transparency and no-nonsense reliability to dismantle industry pretension. Our commitment is protecting your future with absolute integrity while maintaining a self-aware, humble approach to every client partnership.