CHEAP GREASY CRAP! (KFC) is your unapologetic destination for the most indulgent, budget-friendly fast food, delivering that irresistible, deep-fried satisfaction without pretense. We proudly embrace our mission to serve up pure, unadulterated comfort, living up to our bold slogan: "WE MAKE OUR CUSTOMERS GET LIVER FAILURE!". For those moments when only the most deliciously greasy and satisfying will do, we're here to deliver.

At CHEAP GREASY CRAP! (KFC), our core values revolve around unvarnished honesty and immediate gratification, acknowledging the pure, visceral pleasure of indulgent eating. We believe in providing exactly what our customers crave: high-calorie satisfaction delivered swiftly, without any false promises or healthwashing. Our commitment is to the straightforward, unapologetic joy of greasy comfort food, celebrating the pure experience of a deliciously unhealthy treat.