Pull up to Anthonys Really Really Mediocre Pizza & Wings, your premier food truck destination where we truly believe you should "expect the expected, only disappointment." We craft pizza and wings designed to consistently meet a baseline of 'edible,' ensuring every bite delivers precisely the un-extraordinary experience our name promises. If you're seeking a culinary adventure free from the burden of high expectations, you've found your delightfully average haven on wheels.

At Anthonys, our core values are built upon a foundation of radical honesty and a refreshing lack of pretense. We champion the freedom that comes with setting truly realistic expectations, offering our customers a dining experience where genuine, low-stakes enjoyment trumps culinary snobbery every time. Our brand thrives on the shared laughter and authentic connection found in embracing the perfectly acceptable, proving that sometimes, just okay is more than enough.